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In this week’s SI, Jason Collins comes out of the closet as the first openly gay player in a major American team sport. (Kwaku Alston/SI)
I’ve been trying for the last hour to think of a chart to make so I could share this, but haven’t come up with anything good, so f**k it, I’ll break protocol and just share it. This is a great moment and a very thoughtful, well-written piece by Collins.
HEY ESPN. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
Guinea Pig Decides to Order In
According to reports, Urkel the guinea pig is planning to spend a quiet evening at home and order take-out, rather than go to the club with his friends.
“He decided to just take it easy, order some lettuce from his favorite salad delivery joint and maybe watch some Bones on Netflix,” said roommate Candace Meloy. “He’s just kind of outgrowing the party scene. This is more his speed.”
Via fasalfas.
PHOTO OP: Puppies!
Via bally_malachi.
Dog Visits Chiropractor for Stiff Neck
A 2-year-old Shih-Tzu named Alice finally sought medical attention after complaining of a stiff neck for the better part of a week.
“The chiropractor told her to stop sleeping like a weirdo,” says Joan Mulligan, a source close to the situation. “That cleared things right up.”
Submitted by Amanda Williams.
I want a velocirap… WAITAMINUTE. Can’t you give me a T-Rex instead?
To everyone sharing that Powerball ticket picture on Facebook because you think one of you will be randomly selected to win a million dollars:
DID WE NOT JUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT FALLING FOR FACEBOOK CHAIN LETTERS?!
(Now reblog this post and we’ll mail you a velociraptor.)
Happy Joe Biden on Parks & Rec Day, everybody.
