I’ve been trying for the last hour to think of a chart to make so I could share this, but haven’t come up with anything good, so f**k it, I’ll break protocol and just share it. This is a great moment and a very thoughtful, well-written piece by Collins.
According to reports, Urkel the guinea pig is planning to spend a quiet evening at home and order take-out, rather than go to the club with his friends.
“He decided to just take it easy, order some lettuce from his favorite salad delivery joint and maybe watch some Bones on Netflix,” said roommate Candace Meloy. “He’s just kind of outgrowing the party scene. This is more his speed.”